We are the Manchester United boardroom boys, and we’ve caused a lot of anger, We can’t seem to hire the right person - for the role as manager. We took the word of Sir Alex Ferguson, and appointed David Moyes. But he wasn’t successful - and he wasn’t one of the boys. We were all
The English FA Cup final was watched all over the world, Crystal Palace and Man United - silence is the word. The global audience to witness, a ‘super-duper’ game, Never a dull moment - in a game of soccer in name. Both teams attacked - as they battled for their glory, There could only be
I am a magic genie - and I am an England fan, Please don’t ask me why, I’m told this by my Gran! I do live in a lamp - and I watch my large TV, But I am so dissolutionned, with the England football team - I’ll create some magic for free! But if
I know a brilliant website, football is the game, It has a brilliant editor - Omar Almasri, is his name. There’s lots of information, on football, all on show. Omar Almasri - football he does know. Take a tour today - and you’ll get a good surprise, The website has been all redesigned, you won’t
The football season is closing, and the teams are doing battle - with their own salvation, Some are fighting relegation - some are hoping for promotion. All over Europe - be it France, Spain or Germany, Even in Italy - they start their football journey. The highs and lows of the football clubs, Some are
Happy Birthday to Sky Sports, You show all sports and of all sorts. The football world is shown to us, Through a box - and cutting the fuss. Happy Birthday to Sky Sports. But I will never wear my shorts! The English Premier League does shine. On Sky Sports as some do whine. There are
There is a football team in the English Premier League, They are defying all the odds - causing so much intrigue. They’ve hardly lost all season long, They’re at the top - where they do belong. Defying all the odds, and playing at their best, Every game they play - they rise up to the
The footballing world has lost a star, A brilliant player - the best by far. A Dutchman who was a genius, and he was so very skillful, A fantastic talented footballer - who was so very mindful. He dazzled on the pitch and flirted with the ball. Every game he played in - he always
Well done to Accrington Stanley, you really are playing well, And sooner or later - in Division One you will surely dwell. Your rise up Division Two is absolutely remarkable, Now winning deserved promotion - is now very possible. The manager has done wonders - and so has the owner, All the players are fabulous
Blackpool football club are trying their best, To play good football - and pass the test. They slowly climb up the very high table, Winning some games - and now they are stable. The Oyston’s won’t buy and spend any cash, This causes friction - even a rash! The fans aren’t happy - that is
The reign of Louis Van Gaal, is now almost over, Does this mean Jose Mourinho - will almost certainly be in clover? The fans have all had enough - and Louis Van Gaal fears his reign is now all over. So will Van Gaal be on the ferry - departing now from Dover! The Manchester
Liverpool football club, have now got so very greedy, They should be reducing their tickets - for the poor and the needy. To make a quick buck or two - which is what they all do think, But hiking up the costs again - can cause a great “BIG” stink! The fans walked out on
The English Premier League is full of woes and more, All the classy footballers - want to really score. On the pitch they flash their skill - and also their anger, Especially those strikers - in my day it was called: ‘goal hanger!’ Even on a crisp cold day they always wear their gloves, And
My name is John Terry, and I really have had enough, I want to leave Chelsea football club - ‘or do I call their bluff?’ I came here when I was fourteen - or, somewhere in between, I want to see the world - if you know what I mean! Stamford Bridge has been my
My name is John Terry, and I can’t make my mind up - I want to play for Chelsea - and win the Premier League Cup. There has been some speculation - if I’m leaving London town, But I really don’t know what to do - and I wear a frown! I played alongside Drogba
What has happened to Manchester United? Their once brilliant play has since departed! From the days when they were so brilliant, Now they are struggling - and it shows, so evident. Louis Van Gaal is now under pressure, To start winning games, and to reassure. The stars of today are all well paid, But their
Come on you players’ you can do it, Said manager Ian Holloway. Go out there and do your stuff, Run around and act real tough! As the ref did blow his whistle loud, All the singing came from the crowd. This really was a joy to hear, Come on you Blackpool get in gear. Crainey
My boss sent me an E-mail I haven’t answered yet. I’m sure it was important, As important as they get. My boss will not be happy, He’ll foam, he’ll fume and glower, But I’ve a ticket for the match That kicks off in an hour. “You ought to do some shopping,” Calls out my irate
My name is Aleksandr Orlov, and I am now a meerkat footballer, I cannot play in the goal - because I need to be taller! I will be the referee, and Sergei will be in goal - Oleg will be meerkat striker - but he cannot get the ball? We are playing in the England
Manchester United aren’t doing too well, This is evident - as one can tell. Louis Van Gaal is now under pressure, Will the players respond - for good measure? They are now struggling, to win their matches - This has prompted an Old Trafford crisis. The players are not as good as they were, They
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and Chelsea are doomed, Sacking their manager - Mourinho, they fumed! The boardroom were ruthless, he has to go, And off he went - the prodigal Mourinho!’ The ‘special one’ just gazed as he was read the last rites, But he didn’t care - it wasn’t a surprise! A lady
England are the underdogs, that is plain to see, They’re in the Euro 2016 - and Rooney’s hurt his knee! We never seem to do well - and we never win a trophy, Will we win this competition - and revel in the glory? We all stick together, and play our very best, But, sadly,
The World Cup is a trophy that every player wants to win, Even if it means kicking a player - right on his already bruised shin! It is a trophy of solid Gold - and is loved by every player, Every four years it arrives - the football world’s in top gear! Many nations do
The golden boot of football, is given only to a select few, So if you surely want one - you must now join a queue. This award is an honour - and it salutes the player’s ability, The golden football boot award - is also internationally. The golden football boot ward - is a prize
The football players I see at the Wembley Stadium, looking so splendour, It invites me to look closer - the magic I will capture? The stadium is so awesome, it feels fit for a king, And when I move even closer - I even start to sing! I see the Wembley Stadium, it really does