John Terry: The Dilemma Of A Chelsea Football Player

My name is John Terry,
and I can’t make my
mind up -
I want to play for
Chelsea - and win the
Premier League Cup.
There has been some
speculation - if I’m
leaving London town,
But I really don’t know
what to do - and I wear
a frown!

I played alongside
Drogba - and my good
friend, Frank Lampard;
‘When we had baths
together - we’d wear
a leotard!’
I really don’t know
what to do - my career
is almost over!
I want to stay at Chelsea -
and feel all in clover.

My wages are NOT an
issue - but a pay rise
would be nice.
And playing on the footy
pitch - smelling of Old
Spice!!!!
I wouldn’t mind a pay
rise - maybe £300.000
per week.
But if I asked for that
amount - it would be a
bloody cheek!

I have to consider my
future - and my family;
‘Maybe I can go to division
two - and play for
Accrington Stanley!’
No, they don’t need me -
they are dong well,
Maybe I can go to
Fleetwood Town - I’m
sure I would gel.

Or maybe even Blackpool -
and help them to climb
the league,
it really would be a
challenge, and create lots
of intrigue!
But, there is just one big
problem - they can’t afford
my wages.
I could play for free - but
I’ve not done that in ages.

I want to go to the sun,
somewhere were it’s warm,
Play my footy in the sun,
and use my cockney charm!
I could play for Dubai - for
the Arabian knights,
And meet old Alibaba - and
hail their footy rights!!!!

I have loved my time at
Chelsea - but my future is
now in doubt.
I will consult my agent - he
is a talent scout!
Whether or not I do leave,
my beloved Chelsea FC,
And move to pastures new -
all will be revealed on the
news - especially on TV!

I have to make a decision,
as I am now getting old.
But, like a lot of other
players; ‘I hate doing what
I’m told!’
‘Will I say goodbye?’ ‘Or,
will I stay at Chelsea?’
‘It all depends what’s on the
table - “mega wages”, all
for me!!!!’

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