I watched the England football game with eager anticipation, Knowing if they WON the game - it would cause a great sensation. Their opponents were Slovakia - who were the better team, They really should have won it - do you know what I mean?! Big Sam Allardyce - he looked so stressed out, Maybe
The English football league is now underway, But why was Gary Lineker wearing his underpants to present Match of The Day? He wore them for a bet, because his team won the league, His beloved Leicester City - they caused mass intrigue! And what about the mighty Liverpool - playing Arsenal, What a cracking game
I am a very rich footballer, and I play for Manchester United, I flew in to Manchester - on my private jet, because I was invited. I wear a lot of bling, as jewelry I do love, And as I’m worth millions, a gift from my lord, above. My agent did the haggling, and he
UK football has now commenced today, The Championship is underway as the teams come out to play. Also in Division One, the teams will all do battle. To kick off another season - players running round like cattle. There’s also Division Two - where lesser teams are based. But they all play for promotion -
The UK football pundits are in the news today, The press are all condemning them - and all they have to say. The FA are telling them all - to get a decent job, Not sit in a studio - like a slouchy slob! They’ve all been told to go in to management, And earn
My name is Wayne Rooney, I am the captain of England, But now my positions under threat, the new manager is in command. I am in my mid thirties, and I’m not getting any younger, They may recruit some new blood - someone with more stature! I don’t know what the future holds - and
We are Sunderland Football Club, and we’re searching for a new manager, We’ve lost Sam Allardyce - and now we feel real anger. He was poached by the elite, of the English FA, To take up a new job - as England manager, we are now in disarray! But we are still in the English
The big bosses of the England FA, have made their final decision, They’ve found a new boss for the England team position. They sat round a boardroom, table scratching all their heads, Wondering who to appoint - when they’d rather be home in their comfy beds! Behold! Sam Allardyce, is now in the hot seat,
The football season is soon to start My TV and footy will never part. In August it kicks off and the crowds all roar, Especially if your team does always score. To watch those players earn their dough, But sometimes a game can be so slow. The English Premier League is where it is, Watching
I wish I was a footballer in the English Premier League, I’d be a millionaire you see - as it’s full of mass intrigue. Chorus: He wants to be a footballer and earn a lot of money. Welcome to the English Premier League, the land of milk and honey. I’d play so good and earn my pay,
Ronaldo and Nani both shine and reach new heights, As together for Portugal -they had Wales in their sights. Ronaldo Bales out Portugal - with a towering thumping header, Making lowly Wales all feel at the end of their tether. Ronaldo, the flying footballer - jumped seven feet, Insisting he and Portugal would never accept
Once again the Wales do proud, and the nation all sing their praises. This little country goes marching on - to the semi-final stages. They ‘over-came’ the mighty Belgium, by scoring three super goals. Now bring on La-France - believe me, anything goes! The people of the Welsh valleys, are all singing, oh, so loud.
Let’s hear it for the Iceland team - they played with flair and skill. But the mighty “skills” of England - I had to pop a pill! The millionaires of the England squad, couldn’t match Iceland, They should have called on Accrington Stanley I’m sure they’d lend a hand! The mighty egos of the England
The penalty shoot out is now becoming the norm. And should you score the winner - you will really cause a storm. From extra time - to penalties, the game must conclude. As we welcome the dreaded penalties - everyone’s in a mood! After ninety minutes of running all over the slippery pitch. Sometimes on
Slovakia played a good game and held the England flops, They held out for a nil-nil draw - as the England failed to please their boss. Even Wayne Rooney was dropped from the start of the game. He really hasn’t impressed much - he’s just another name! Roy Hodgson must be wondering - why won’t
The England football players have now all gone to France. To take part in the Euro 2016, they anticipate their chance. The boys stood at the airport - so smart and so proud. Wondering why there’s no cheering, coming from the crowd! Welcome to La-France - to all the national teams. And when you go
We are the Manchester United boardroom boys, and we’ve caused a lot of anger, We can’t seem to hire the right person - for the role as manager. We took the word of Sir Alex Ferguson, and appointed David Moyes. But he wasn’t successful - and he wasn’t one of the boys. We were all
The English FA Cup final was watched all over the world, Crystal Palace and Man United - silence is the word. The global audience to witness, a ‘super-duper’ game, Never a dull moment - in a game of soccer in name. Both teams attacked - as they battled for their glory, There could only be
I am a magic genie - and I am an England fan, Please don’t ask me why, I’m told this by my Gran! I do live in a lamp - and I watch my large TV, But I am so dissolutionned, with the England football team - I’ll create some magic for free! But if
I know a brilliant website, football is the game, It has a brilliant editor - Omar Almasri, is his name. There’s lots of information, on football, all on show. Omar Almasri - football he does know. Take a tour today - and you’ll get a good surprise, The website has been all redesigned, you won’t
The football season is closing, and the teams are doing battle - with their own salvation, Some are fighting relegation - some are hoping for promotion. All over Europe - be it France, Spain or Germany, Even in Italy - they start their football journey. The highs and lows of the football clubs, Some are
There is a football team in the English Premier League, They are defying all the odds - causing so much intrigue. They’ve hardly lost all season long, They’re at the top - where they do belong. Defying all the odds, and playing at their best, Every game they play - they rise up to the
The footballing world has lost a star, A brilliant player - the best by far. A Dutchman who was a genius, and he was so very skillful, A fantastic talented footballer - who was so very mindful. He dazzled on the pitch and flirted with the ball. Every game he played in - he always
Well done to Accrington Stanley, you really are playing well, And sooner or later - in Division One you will surely dwell. Your rise up Division Two is absolutely remarkable, Now winning deserved promotion - is now very possible. The manager has done wonders - and so has the owner, All the players are fabulous
Blackpool football club are trying their best, To play good football - and pass the test. They slowly climb up the very high table, Winning some games - and now they are stable. The Oyston’s won’t buy and spend any cash, This causes friction - even a rash! The fans aren’t happy - that is