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My name is Wayne Rooney, I
am the captain of England,
But now my positions under
threat, the new manager
is in command.

I am in my mid thirties, and
I’m not getting any younger,
They may recruit some new
blood - someone with more
stature!

I don’t know what the future
holds - and my Man U days
are numbered.
But I sill draw my massive
wages - my playing days
I have surrendered.

Big Sam Allardyce is now
making changes,
He is recruiting whole new
younger blood - this hasn’t
been done for ages.

Even Jose Mourinho - is
making sweeping changes.
He wants to bring back
‘the glory years’ - they
haven’t seen them in
ages!

The team is being cleaned
out - and Rooney is no
longer required,
Because now in his mid
30s - I bet he’s feeling
knackered!!!!

Now Big Sam Allardyce
says; ‘he’s going to bring
in some fresh talent.’
But that doesn’t guarantee
them winning - but he
really is so defiant

Too much money does
rule the football - and
all the love has gone.
Can Big Sam Allardyce
be successful, his trial
has now begun!

So will Jose Mourinho -
and big Sam Allardyce
both bring back the
“glory years”?
Or, as it is “predicted” -
will it all end in tears!!!!

The ball is n their hands,
and the clock is ticking
down,
But why does Jose
Mourinho - always
wear a frown?!

So, will it be goodbye
to Rooney, as he
retires from Man U.
Or, is there a little
twist to come - that’s
between me and you!

Whatever happens he
can’t complain - he’s
had a rich career,
But the day Wayne
Rooney does retire -
he may just shed a
tear!!!!

 

Written by Darryl Ashton 

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