Blackpool football club are trying their best, To play good football - and pass the test. They slowly climb up the very high table, Winning some games - and now they are stable. The Oyston’s won’t buy and spend any cash, This causes friction - even a rash! The fans aren’t happy - that is
The reign of Louis Van Gaal, is now almost over, Does this mean Jose Mourinho - will almost certainly be in clover? The fans have all had enough - and Louis Van Gaal fears his reign is now all over. So will Van Gaal be on the ferry - departing now from Dover! The Manchester
Liverpool football club, have now got so very greedy, They should be reducing their tickets - for the poor and the needy. To make a quick buck or two - which is what they all do think, But hiking up the costs again - can cause a great “BIG” stink! The fans walked out on
The English Premier League is full of woes and more, All the classy footballers - want to really score. On the pitch they flash their skill - and also their anger, Especially those strikers - in my day it was called: ‘goal hanger!’ Even on a crisp cold day they always wear their gloves, And
My name is John Terry, and I can’t make my mind up - I want to play for Chelsea - and win the Premier League Cup. There has been some speculation - if I’m leaving London town, But I really don’t know what to do - and I wear a frown! I played alongside Drogba
Come on you players’ you can do it, Said manager Ian Holloway. Go out there and do your stuff, Run around and act real tough! As the ref did blow his whistle loud, All the singing came from the crowd. This really was a joy to hear, Come on you Blackpool get in gear. Crainey
My boss sent me an E-mail I haven’t answered yet. I’m sure it was important, As important as they get. My boss will not be happy, He’ll foam, he’ll fume and glower, But I’ve a ticket for the match That kicks off in an hour. “You ought to do some shopping,” Calls out my irate
My name is Aleksandr Orlov, and I am now a meerkat footballer, I cannot play in the goal - because I need to be taller! I will be the referee, and Sergei will be in goal - Oleg will be meerkat striker - but he cannot get the ball? We are playing in the England
Manchester United aren’t doing too well, This is evident - as one can tell. Louis Van Gaal is now under pressure, Will the players respond - for good measure? They are now struggling, to win their matches - This has prompted an Old Trafford crisis. The players are not as good as they were, They
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and Chelsea are doomed, Sacking their manager - Mourinho, they fumed! The boardroom were ruthless, he has to go, And off he went - the prodigal Mourinho!’ The ‘special one’ just gazed as he was read the last rites, But he didn’t care - it wasn’t a surprise! A lady
England are the underdogs, that is plain to see, They’re in the Euro 2016 - and Rooney’s hurt his knee! We never seem to do well - and we never win a trophy, Will we win this competition - and revel in the glory? We all stick together, and play our very best, But, sadly,
The Premier League, is the league so great, The stars come out - with ball at feet, Classy players, is what they are, Some will play a fine guitar. Running round the pitch they do, Never standing in any queue, Playing tricks with a football now, Now they go for their chow. They are first