My name is Donald Trump
I am the new U.S. President,
Now I will change things -
and make a mega statement.
We are going to have our
lunch - at my inaugural
ceremony -
From ‘lobster’ to ‘roast
beef-steaks’ - it’s cost me a lot
of money.
I will also watch some
soccer - especially the
English Premier League,
it’ll be just like the White
House - plenty of intrigue!
I also enjoy some golf,
in a country called: ‘Scotland.’
Maybe I’l eat some haggis -
if I wave my magic wand!
I really do like Manchester
United - and Liverpool are
also great,
And, just like me, they do
go on - and they never
accept defeat!
I love to flirt in the spotlight,
and make my presence felt,
But, now, I’m in the top job -
maybe I’ll have my collar
felt!
I even like the Arsenal - and
Chelsea, and Man City,
And I also enjoy their half
time breaks, I think I’m
Walter Mitty!!!!
I really like Europe - now
they are very special,
All the soccer talent that’s
on show - no need for any
rehearsal!
We American’s enjoy the
cream of English soccer,
And now I am the U.S.
President - let’s see what
is on offer?
Football and the soccer,
it means the same to us.
We Americans are clever -
we don’t cause a lot of
fuss!
My name is Donald Trump -
and now I am the future,
English soccer is for me -
as my presidency is now
secure!
The future is now mine,
as I cause lots more intrigue,
The President of America -
I will now buy the English
Premier League!
We dine today on first class
food, we only have the best,
Drinking lots of champagne,
and I spill mine on my vest!
I now have sworn my staff
in - and all of them on oath.
They are all fans of English
soccer - like me “swearing”
on my trove!
We can chat away tonight
my friends, and I’ll also
watch TV.
But I will never watch BT
Sport - as I is no longer
FREE!!!!
I will dance the night away,
but I’ll hold on to my hair,
I’m as bald as Sir Bobby
Charlton, really, - but, do
I really care?
My name is Donald Trump -
and now I am the boss.
But I know a lot of people -
who just couldn’t give a
toss!!!!
God Bless America - and
all that glorious intrigue,
I’m the President of the
U.S.A. - and the owner
of the; ‘English Premier
Soccer League!’
Written by Darryl Ashton
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